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Re: Scots Wha Hae: Blue Bonnets, Sluagh-Gairm!
« Reply #60 on: October 27, 2009, 11:45:53 AM »
No, but maybe this can satisfy you:

The Batley Townswomen's' Guild presents the Battle of Pearl Harbor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMqSmiC_xHg

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Re: Scots Wha Hae: Blue Bonnets, Sluagh-Gairm!
« Reply #61 on: October 28, 2009, 04:11:29 PM »
hi,

Monty Python would have had a field day with CyberSpace, aka Open Space, Fresh Air. This site is free to use, and it's free from ads.

As this is a "scots wha hae" thread, I'll just mention that I've be reading about the stalwart Scot, Charles Stuart, erstwhile King Charles 1st of England. His dad was James 4th of Scotland. Seems that Charles got fed up with the Kirk and decided to invade his own northern kingdom, as in "make 'em suffer." Destroy Falkirk, Aberdeen and Edinborough, that'll teach them. Luckily he was as poor a soldier as he was a parliamentarian, so he lost.

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Re: Scots Wha Hae: Blue Bonnets, Sluagh-Gairm!
« Reply #62 on: October 28, 2009, 06:50:17 PM »
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Hurrah.

Talking of Scotland... I used to really like Cullen Skink.  One of the supermarkets here on Phuket recently had some smoked haddock in stock but at a horrendous price.  I looked at it and dribbled for a while but decided I really couldn't pay out what they were asking.  Any availability in Malaysia? 

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Re: Scots Wha Hae: Blue Bonnets, Sluagh-Gairm!
« Reply #63 on: January 25, 2010, 09:55:33 AM »
Tonight is one of the most important nights in the Scottish calendar, Burns Night (Rabbies nict)

The Selkirk Grace
Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it;
But we hae meat, and we can eat,
Sae let the Lord be thankit.

In tribute to the bard, one of my favourites

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Whare are you gaun, my bonie lass,
Whare are you gaun, my hinnie?
She answered me right saucilie,
"An errand for my minnie."

O whare live ye, my bonie lass,
O whare live ye, my hinnie?
"By yon burnside, gin ye maun ken,
In a wee house wi' my minnie."

But I foor up the glen at e'en.
To see my bonie lassie;
And lang before the grey morn cam,
She was na hauf sae saucie.

O weary fa' the waukrife cock,
And the foumart lay his crawin!
He wauken'd the auld wife frae her sleep,
A wee blink or the dawin.

An angry wife I wat she raise,
And o'er the bed she brocht her;
And wi' a meikle hazel rung
She made her a weel-pay'd dochter.

O fare thee weel, my bonie lass,
O fare thee well, my hinnie!
Thou art a gay an' a bonnie lass,
But thou has a waukrife minnie.
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Re: Scots Wha Hae: Blue Bonnets, Sluagh-Gairm!
« Reply #64 on: January 25, 2010, 11:01:16 AM »
QJ, I've got visions of Stuurman spending all day on google trying to decipher this  ;D

Halal haggis?  You're kidding, cannot lah.

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Re: Scots Wha Hae: Blue Bonnets, Sluagh-Gairm!
« Reply #65 on: January 25, 2010, 02:59:10 PM »
True lah! Can get in Giant, next to the frog pate'. They make it from chicken testicles I believe.

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Re: Scots Wha Hae: Blue Bonnets, Sluagh-Gairm!
« Reply #66 on: January 25, 2010, 04:31:09 PM »
QJ, I've got visions of Stuurman spending all day on google trying to decipher this  ;D

No lah, gave up on the Scots long time ago ;)

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Re: Scots Wha Hae: Blue Bonnets, Sluagh-Gairm!
« Reply #67 on: January 25, 2010, 05:14:50 PM »
True lah! Can get in Giant, next to the frog pate'. They make it from chicken testicles I believe.

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Re: Scots Wha Hae: Blue Bonnets, Sluagh-Gairm!
« Reply #68 on: January 25, 2010, 05:22:13 PM »

A couple of decades ago  :-[ I spent hogmanay (New Year) in Scotland with friends.  Had to queue up (queue up!!  :'( ) to get into a pub in Dundee and was flipping parched by the time I reached the bar.  Ordered a drinkie and the barman starts bellowing Ace!! Ace!! Ace!! <blank> <everyone getting agitated with the delay> and of course he was asking me if I wanted Ice in my drink.

Papaya...I don't know how I came across this post but I note that....20 years or so ago...
'Yeh musta been tae ma wee toon. Ah was born an wenna skale thar'

Were you the person that burnt down my old school Morgan Academy?
If so, I owe you a martini or three.
I hope that lesbo history teacher went with the fire...she was a massaginist...no I mean a mosogonist..nope..how about a masochist...yeah! thats what she was..and I learned nought about history!

Pubs are great but ice costs extra!

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Re: Scots Wha Hae: Blue Bonnets, Sluagh-Gairm!
« Reply #69 on: February 08, 2010, 05:04:42 AM »
Tonight is one of the most important nights in the Scottish calendar, Burns Night (Rabbies nict)

And for those that get bored with Literature          Address tae a Fart
       
        Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
        Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
        As ye sit doon amongst yer kin
        There sterts tae stir an enormous win'
         
        The neeps an' tatties an' mushy peas
        Stert workin' like  a gentle breeze
        But soon the puddin' wi' the sonsie face
        Will have ye blawin' a' ower the place.
         
        Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
        A'body's gonnae hae tae pay
        Even if ye try tae stifle
        It's like a bullet oot o' a rifle
         
        Haud yer bum tight tae the chair
        Tae try an' stop the leakin' air
        Shift yersel fae cheek tae cheek
        Pray tae God it disnae reek.
         
        But aw yer efforts gan asunder
        Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder
        Ricochets aroon' the room
        Michty me! A sonic boom
         
        God Almichty, it fairly reeks!
        Hope I huvnae s**t ma breeks!
        Tae the bog ah'd better scurry,
        Ach, whit the hell, it's no ma worry.
         
        A'body roon aboot me chokin'
        Yin or twa were nearly boakin'
        I'll feel better for a while
        Cannae help but raise a smile.
         
        Wis him! I shout with accusin' glower,
        Alas! Too late! He's just keeled ower
        Ye dirty bugger, they shout and stare
        A didnae feel welcome ony mair
         
        Where e'r ye be let yer wind gan free
        Sounds like just the job for me
        Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party
        Ower the sake o' one wee farty.


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Re: Scots Wha Hae: Blue Bonnets, Sluagh-Gairm!
« Reply #70 on: March 13, 2010, 04:47:42 PM »
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Irish scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that
their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.


Not to be outdone by the Irish, in the weeks that followed, an English
archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story
published in the Sassenach Morning Herald read:
"English archaeologists, finding traces of 130-year-old copper wire, have
concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
communications network 30 years earlier than the Irish".


One week later, the Banffshire Advertiser in Buckie , Scotland , reported
the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Enzie Braes ,
Banffshire, Jock Broon, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found
absolutely **** all. Jock has therefore concluded that 130 years ago,
Scotland had already gone wireless."

Out of the frying pan and into the ...........

 

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